detroittigers:

Sorry Sal, I’m safe. Want a hug?

kingsxoqueens:

brbjellyfishing:

The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous

theotherjax:

hideakiohno:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

brilliances:

following back tons!

snpchatting:

thewrongkhristol:

what i want in a marriage

im gonna be sick

Moschino Spring/Summer 2015 by Jeremy Scott

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea